Wednesday, February 11, 2015

I Love Lamp




"I Love Lamp" Scene from Anchorman



Things to tell if you're in love with someone (or a lamp):


  • You can't stop being around her
  • Holding hands in the hallway seems like a pretty good idea to you
  • All that matters is the person you're with
  • You turn into the biggest love fanatic ever
  • Bella's relationship with Edward is, like, the most realistic thing in the world
  • You freak out if she doesn't text you back after a few seconds
  • You're free every Friday Night
  • Friends take a backseat
  • You think you know the difference between love, lust and like, but you actually don't
  • Your internet search history has "love" written all over it
  • Girly songs are much better than anything Eminem has to offer
  • New action movie in theaters? You don't care, you go see The Notebook in 3D…
  • …And you cry the whole time
  • When she tells you the feeling's not mutual, you go and hoard ice cream, and burn her picture, and, if you're not careful, you turn into a crazy cat-man. Because that happens, guys, seriously. I'm not joking. 
Sometimes, you may fall in love just by looking at something, or someone. After all, they say that love at first sight is a real thing. And I tend to believe that. 
…As so does Brick Tamland, apparently. Because love and all of its characteristics are completely undefinable. We cannot, will not ever know what love really is. We can just take a stab at what it feels like. What we experience.  
Just remember, you're probably not going to find love if you go looking for it like these guys:


 "What is Love?" 
Hilarious SNL skit featuring Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan


1 comment:

  1. I love your pop culture references. And your references to class.

    I love lamp too.

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